Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Cyber Fun!

One of my internet adventures, enjoy!
It's Me! (2:26:10 PM)-->: so..
some chick (2:26:31 PM)-->: ya know somethin weird
It's Me! (2:26:36 PM)-->: what?
some chick (2:26:54 PM)-->: i'm all alone but im horny for some reason
It's Me! (2:27:23 PM)-->: Uh oh.. that's weird
some chick (2:27:34 PM)-->: i know
It's Me! (2:27:56 PM)-->: Very
It's Me! (2:28:02 PM)-->: Maybe you should jerk it
some chick (2:29:06 PM)-->: ok
It's Me! (2:29:15 PM)-->: Good job
some chick (2:29:43 PM)-->: so how's it hanging?:-)
It's Me! (2:30:04 PM)-->: It's hanging alright..
It's Me! (2:30:10 PM)-->: And yourself?
some chick (2:30:15 PM)-->: really
some chick (2:30:18 PM)-->: nm
It's Me! (2:30:26 PM)-->: Yes, really
some chick (2:30:37 PM)-->: how's it hanging if u know what i mean
It's Me! (2:30:48 PM)-->: Well it's not
some chick (2:30:58 PM)-->: what
some chick (2:31:01 PM)-->: ?
some chick (2:31:01 PM)-->: ?
some chick (2:31:04 PM)-->: ?
It's Me! (2:31:05 PM)-->: Not yet
some chick (2:31:18 PM)-->: do u have a cock?
It's Me! (2:31:29 PM)-->: Yes
some chick (2:31:40 PM)-->: ok
some chick (2:31:45 PM)-->: how's it hanging?
It's Me! (2:32:19 PM)-->: hard
some chick (2:32:28 PM)-->: good
It's Me! (2:33:06 PM)-->: Oh yeah
some chick (2:33:36 PM)-->: i wanna pour whip cream on ur dick and lick it off
It's Me! (2:34:19 PM)-->: Wow, thanks
It's Me! (2:34:30 PM)-->: That sounds like fun
It's Me! (2:34:39 PM)-->: I'm getting engorged
It's Me! (2:34:43 PM)-->: To a fuller degree
It's Me! (2:34:52 PM)-->: oh yeah
some chick (2:34:57 PM)-->: talk dirty to me
It's Me! (2:35:05 PM)-->: You know what I wanna do?
some chick (2:35:13 PM)-->: what
It's Me! (2:35:20 PM)-->: Do you really wanna know what I wanna do?
some chick (2:35:38 PM)-->: o yea baby
It's Me! (2:36:09 PM)-->: I wanna have you punch me in the face while i beat off
some chick (2:36:26 PM)-->: cum on do me
It's Me! (2:36:49 PM)-->: I wanna ride you like a cheap yugoslavian import.. good traction and bumpy
It's Me! (2:36:59 PM)-->: ..and a tendency to explode
some chick (2:37:03 PM)-->: yea
It's Me! (2:37:09 PM)-->: OH YEAH
It's Me! (2:37:15 PM)-->: What are you doing right now?
some chick (2:37:17 PM)-->: can i suck on ur cock?
It's Me! (2:37:24 PM)-->: Go for it
some chick (2:37:33 PM)-->: undressing
It's Me! (2:37:36 PM)-->: It's not busy at the moment so I can squeeze you in
some chick (2:37:37 PM)-->: i wish u were her
It's Me! (2:37:43 PM)-->: I wish you were her too
some chick (2:37:56 PM)-->: *here
It's Me! (2:37:59 PM)-->: yeah that too
It's Me! (2:38:07 PM)-->: SUCK IT
some chick (2:38:22 PM)-->: ooo yea
some chick (2:38:38 PM)-->: hump my fuckin brains out baby
It's Me! (2:39:02 PM)-->: Wait you still got your mouth on my jock
It's Me! (2:39:06 PM)-->: Red hand on Blue
It's Me! (2:39:23 PM)-->: *right
some chick (2:39:36 PM)-->: cum on baby
It's Me! (2:39:45 PM)-->: DO IT HARDER
It's Me! (2:39:48 PM)-->: I CAN"T FEEL NOTHIN
It's Me! (2:40:06 PM)-->: SUCK IT LIKE A MCDONALD'S (R) SHAKE!
some chick (2:40:25 PM)-->: im suckin baby
some chick (2:40:28 PM)-->: is that nice
It's Me! (2:40:32 PM)-->: It's ok..
It's Me! (2:40:41 PM)-->: SLAP IT
some chick (2:40:49 PM)-->: yea
some chick (2:40:57 PM)-->: im slappin it
It's Me! (2:41:00 PM)-->: SLAP IT
It's Me! (2:41:02 PM)-->: SLAP IT
It's Me! (2:41:04 PM)-->: SLAP IT
It's Me! (2:41:15 PM)-->: SLAP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
some chick (2:41:36 PM)-->: i am
It's Me! (2:41:46 PM)-->: What are you slapping?
some chick (2:41:57 PM)-->: ur fuckin cock
It's Me! (2:42:18 PM)-->: Oh yeah
It's Me! (2:42:20 PM)-->: Good
It's Me! (2:42:28 PM)-->: What do you wanna do now?
It's Me! (2:42:37 PM)-->: Are you touching your naught place?
It's Me! (2:42:41 PM)-->: naughty*
some chick (2:42:55 PM)-->: yup just for u
It's Me! (2:43:09 PM)-->: How does it feel?
It's Me! (2:43:28 PM)-->: FIND THOSE CAR KEYS BABY!
some chick (2:43:31 PM)-->: u makin me scream
some chick (2:43:40 PM)-->: ooo yea
It's Me! (2:43:57 PM)-->: HELL YEAH
It's Me! (2:44:08 PM)-->: What does it taste like?
some chick (2:44:23 PM)-->: mmmmm
It's Me! (2:44:25 PM)-->: Like Arby's?
It's Me! (2:44:27 PM)-->: Well?
some chick (2:44:35 PM)-->: no mcdonalds
some chick (2:44:41 PM)-->: (r)
It's Me! (2:45:00 PM)-->: OHH YEAH
It's Me! (2:45:12 PM)-->: I'd like to put some secret sauce on that and eat it
some chick (2:45:16 PM)-->: bounce me
some chick (2:45:22 PM)-->: cum on bounce me
It's Me! (2:45:32 PM)-->: I'm-a bouncing you
It's Me! (2:45:46 PM)-->: Like a playground dodgeball
some chick (2:45:47 PM)-->: i cant feel it
some chick (2:45:50 PM)-->: harder
some chick (2:45:54 PM)-->: harder
some chick (2:45:58 PM)-->: harder
It's Me! (2:46:03 PM)-->: Don't rush me
It's Me! (2:46:06 PM)-->: I'm a smoker
It's Me! (2:46:12 PM)-->: Ok.. and off we go
some chick (2:46:20 PM)-->: yea
It's Me! (2:46:23 PM)-->: ::hums the theme to the Lone Ranger::
It's Me! (2:46:30 PM)-->: OH YEAH
some chick (2:46:38 PM)-->: harder
some chick (2:46:42 PM)-->: fucking harder
some chick (2:46:46 PM)-->: !
It's Me! (2:46:53 PM)-->: I AM! JESUS CHRIST!
some chick (2:47:10 PM)-->: what r u doin right now
It's Me! (2:47:56 PM)-->: Actually my taxes.. but ok.. alright.. I'm-a feelin
some chick (2:48:21 PM)-->: cum on undress me
It's Me! (2:48:33 PM)-->: I thought you were already undressed
It's Me! (2:48:46 PM)-->: You wear a lot of clothes hun
some chick (2:48:49 PM)-->: but i want u to undress me a gain
It's Me! (2:49:00 PM)-->: Ok
some chick (2:49:14 PM)-->: i'm cold make me hott
It's Me! (2:49:14 PM)-->: I'm slowly.. slipping off that hella sweet ass tight k-mart shirt
some chick (2:49:37 PM)-->: ok
It's Me! (2:49:37 PM)-->: Route 69 ain't just a k-mart brand.. am I right?
some chick (2:49:41 PM)-->: cum on baby
some chick (2:49:49 PM)-->: yea
It's Me! (2:49:59 PM)-->: Oh yeah.. and I'm peeling your skirt off like a dead hobo on the railroad tracks..
It's Me! (2:50:03 PM)-->: Ohh yeah
It's Me! (2:50:06 PM)-->: I'm getting randy
It's Me! (2:50:14 PM)-->: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh11111!!
some chick (2:50:17 PM)-->: oo
It's Me! (2:50:45 PM)-->: And I'm having a hard time with the bra, as usual.. little help?
some chick (2:50:51 PM)-->: im still wearin stuff
some chick (2:50:58 PM)-->: ok
It's Me! (2:51:11 PM)-->: Well I took off the parka and rain poncho earlier
It's Me! (2:51:17 PM)-->: I need some help..
It's Me! (2:51:31 PM)-->: Ok.. I yank it off out of drunken frustration
some chick (2:51:34 PM)-->: i'm slowly slippingit off
It's Me! (2:51:39 PM)-->: Tight
It's Me! (2:51:49 PM)-->: Then I'm sliding those fine ass granny panties down to your ankles
some chick (2:52:13 PM)-->: feel me up baby
It's Me! (2:52:21 PM)-->: Oh yeah..
It's Me! (2:52:26 PM)-->: That's nice
It's Me! (2:52:27 PM)-->: OOoh
It's Me! (2:52:33 PM)-->: I've never seen one of those before
It's Me! (2:52:34 PM)-->: Aaaaah
It's Me! (2:52:35 PM)-->: Yeah
It's Me! (2:52:55 PM)-->: I'm really 14 years old.. is that ok?
some chick (2:52:56 PM)-->: u feelin me
It's Me! (2:53:06 PM)-->: yeah I feel it
It's Me! (2:53:09 PM)-->: Feels niec
some chick (2:53:21 PM)-->: what?
It's Me! (2:53:24 PM)-->: Lemme guess.. 36 24 36?
some chick (2:53:38 PM)-->: what?
It's Me! (2:53:42 PM)-->: I'm joking
some chick (2:54:04 PM)-->: good
It's Me! (2:54:06 PM)-->: A 14 year old can't type this good
some chick (2:54:37 PM)-->: u really are 14 arent u it wont matter so just tell me
It's Me! (2:54:50 PM)-->: Nah, I'm 21
some chick (2:54:51 PM)-->: the younger the better
It's Me! (2:54:54 PM)-->: Just shut up and fuck
some chick (2:55:05 PM)-->: u fuck me
It's Me! (2:55:21 PM)-->: I have you bent over the table at denny's and I'm giving it to you
some chick (2:55:45 PM)-->: ooo
some chick (2:55:56 PM)-->: r there people watching:0
some chick (2:55:59 PM)-->: :-)
It's Me! (2:56:03 PM)-->: Yeah
It's Me! (2:56:06 PM)-->: Hella people
It's Me! (2:56:18 PM)-->: I'm giving you my grand slam
some chick (2:56:41 PM)-->: ooo
some chick (2:56:46 PM)-->: give it to me
It's Me! (2:57:18 PM)-->: You like people watching?
some chick (2:57:28 PM)-->: oo yea
It's Me! (2:57:36 PM)-->: Oh god one of your parents just walked in
It's Me! (2:57:44 PM)-->: And I'm still plowing
some chick (2:57:52 PM)-->: go harder
It's Me! (2:58:07 PM)-->: I am
It's Me! (2:58:21 PM)-->: I'm slapping your ass and the back of your head
some chick (2:58:26 PM)-->: oo that feels nice
some chick (2:58:39 PM)-->: cum on baby
It's Me! (2:58:57 PM)-->: Oh yeah
It's Me! (2:59:00 PM)-->: Don't rush me
some chick (2:59:13 PM)-->: just don't stop
It's Me! (2:59:26 PM)-->: I won't
some chick (2:59:28 PM)-->: the manager is comin to kick us out what are u gonna do?
It's Me! (2:59:37 PM)-->: Is the manager a guy or girl?
some chick (2:59:47 PM)-->: guy
some chick (3:00:01 PM)-->: would it matter
It's Me! (3:00:03 PM)-->: I slap him in the face and just keep on rolling
It's Me! (3:00:05 PM)-->: No
It's Me! (3:00:16 PM)-->: And then I kung fu kick him +2 to the face
some chick (3:00:19 PM)-->: if it was a girl?
It's Me! (3:00:42 PM)-->: Then I'd ask for some milkshakes
some chick (3:01:01 PM)-->: i g2g
some chick (3:01:07 PM)-->: sorry sexy
It's Me! (3:01:21 PM)-->: ok

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1 comment:

Zelik The Red said...

Leo, you rock my world.