Cyber Fun!

One of my internet adventures, enjoy!
It's Me! (2:26:10 PM)-->: so..
some chick (2:26:31 PM)-->: ya know somethin weird
It's Me! (2:26:36 PM)-->: what?
some chick (2:26:54 PM)-->: i'm all alone but im horny for some reason
It's Me! (2:27:23 PM)-->: Uh oh.. that's weird
some chick (2:27:34 PM)-->: i know
It's Me! (2:27:56 PM)-->: Very
It's Me! (2:28:02 PM)-->: Maybe you should jerk it
some chick (2:29:06 PM)-->: ok
It's Me! (2:29:15 PM)-->: Good job
some chick (2:29:43 PM)-->: so how's it hanging?:-)
It's Me! (2:30:04 PM)-->: It's hanging alright..
It's Me! (2:30:10 PM)-->: And yourself?
some chick (2:30:15 PM)-->: really
some chick (2:30:18 PM)-->: nm
It's Me! (2:30:26 PM)-->: Yes, really
some chick (2:30:37 PM)-->: how's it hanging if u know what i mean
It's Me! (2:30:48 PM)-->: Well it's not
some chick (2:30:58 PM)-->: what
some chick (2:31:01 PM)-->: ?
some chick (2:31:01 PM)-->: ?
some chick (2:31:04 PM)-->: ?
It's Me! (2:31:05 PM)-->: Not yet
some chick (2:31:18 PM)-->: do u have a cock?
It's Me! (2:31:29 PM)-->: Yes
some chick (2:31:40 PM)-->: ok
some chick (2:31:45 PM)-->: how's it hanging?
It's Me! (2:32:19 PM)-->: hard
some chick (2:32:28 PM)-->: good
It's Me! (2:33:06 PM)-->: Oh yeah
some chick (2:33:36 PM)-->: i wanna pour whip cream on ur dick and lick it off
It's Me! (2:34:19 PM)-->: Wow, thanks
It's Me! (2:34:30 PM)-->: That sounds like fun
It's Me! (2:34:39 PM)-->: I'm getting engorged
It's Me! (2:34:43 PM)-->: To a fuller degree
It's Me! (2:34:52 PM)-->: oh yeah
some chick (2:34:57 PM)-->: talk dirty to me
It's Me! (2:35:05 PM)-->: You know what I wanna do?
some chick (2:35:13 PM)-->: what
It's Me! (2:35:20 PM)-->: Do you really wanna know what I wanna do?
some chick (2:35:38 PM)-->: o yea baby
It's Me! (2:36:09 PM)-->: I wanna have you punch me in the face while i beat off
some chick (2:36:26 PM)-->: cum on do me
It's Me! (2:36:49 PM)-->: I wanna ride you like a cheap yugoslavian import.. good traction and bumpy
It's Me! (2:36:59 PM)-->: ..and a tendency to explode
some chick (2:37:03 PM)-->: yea
It's Me! (2:37:09 PM)-->: OH YEAH
It's Me! (2:37:15 PM)-->: What are you doing right now?
some chick (2:37:17 PM)-->: can i suck on ur cock?
It's Me! (2:37:24 PM)-->: Go for it
some chick (2:37:33 PM)-->: undressing
It's Me! (2:37:36 PM)-->: It's not busy at the moment so I can squeeze you in
some chick (2:37:37 PM)-->: i wish u were her
It's Me! (2:37:43 PM)-->: I wish you were her too
some chick (2:37:56 PM)-->: *here
It's Me! (2:37:59 PM)-->: yeah that too
It's Me! (2:38:07 PM)-->: SUCK IT
some chick (2:38:22 PM)-->: ooo yea
some chick (2:38:38 PM)-->: hump my fuckin brains out baby
It's Me! (2:39:02 PM)-->: Wait you still got your mouth on my jock
It's Me! (2:39:06 PM)-->: Red hand on Blue
It's Me! (2:39:23 PM)-->: *right
some chick (2:39:36 PM)-->: cum on baby
It's Me! (2:39:45 PM)-->: DO IT HARDER
It's Me! (2:39:48 PM)-->: I CAN"T FEEL NOTHIN
It's Me! (2:40:06 PM)-->: SUCK IT LIKE A MCDONALD'S (R) SHAKE!
some chick (2:40:25 PM)-->: im suckin baby
some chick (2:40:28 PM)-->: is that nice
It's Me! (2:40:32 PM)-->: It's ok..
It's Me! (2:40:41 PM)-->: SLAP IT
some chick (2:40:49 PM)-->: yea
some chick (2:40:57 PM)-->: im slappin it
It's Me! (2:41:00 PM)-->: SLAP IT
It's Me! (2:41:02 PM)-->: SLAP IT
It's Me! (2:41:04 PM)-->: SLAP IT
It's Me! (2:41:15 PM)-->: SLAP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
some chick (2:41:36 PM)-->: i am
It's Me! (2:41:46 PM)-->: What are you slapping?
some chick (2:41:57 PM)-->: ur fuckin cock
It's Me! (2:42:18 PM)-->: Oh yeah
It's Me! (2:42:20 PM)-->: Good
It's Me! (2:42:28 PM)-->: What do you wanna do now?
It's Me! (2:42:37 PM)-->: Are you touching your naught place?
It's Me! (2:42:41 PM)-->: naughty*
some chick (2:42:55 PM)-->: yup just for u
It's Me! (2:43:09 PM)-->: How does it feel?
It's Me! (2:43:28 PM)-->: FIND THOSE CAR KEYS BABY!
some chick (2:43:31 PM)-->: u makin me scream
some chick (2:43:40 PM)-->: ooo yea
It's Me! (2:43:57 PM)-->: HELL YEAH
It's Me! (2:44:08 PM)-->: What does it taste like?
some chick (2:44:23 PM)-->: mmmmm
It's Me! (2:44:25 PM)-->: Like Arby's?
It's Me! (2:44:27 PM)-->: Well?
some chick (2:44:35 PM)-->: no mcdonalds
some chick (2:44:41 PM)-->: (r)
It's Me! (2:45:00 PM)-->: OHH YEAH
It's Me! (2:45:12 PM)-->: I'd like to put some secret sauce on that and eat it
some chick (2:45:16 PM)-->: bounce me
some chick (2:45:22 PM)-->: cum on bounce me
It's Me! (2:45:32 PM)-->: I'm-a bouncing you
It's Me! (2:45:46 PM)-->: Like a playground dodgeball
some chick (2:45:47 PM)-->: i cant feel it
some chick (2:45:50 PM)-->: harder
some chick (2:45:54 PM)-->: harder
some chick (2:45:58 PM)-->: harder
It's Me! (2:46:03 PM)-->: Don't rush me
It's Me! (2:46:06 PM)-->: I'm a smoker
It's Me! (2:46:12 PM)-->: Ok.. and off we go
some chick (2:46:20 PM)-->: yea
It's Me! (2:46:23 PM)-->: ::hums the theme to the Lone Ranger::
It's Me! (2:46:30 PM)-->: OH YEAH
some chick (2:46:38 PM)-->: harder
some chick (2:46:42 PM)-->: fucking harder
some chick (2:46:46 PM)-->: !
It's Me! (2:46:53 PM)-->: I AM! JESUS CHRIST!
some chick (2:47:10 PM)-->: what r u doin right now
It's Me! (2:47:56 PM)-->: Actually my taxes.. but ok.. alright.. I'm-a feelin
some chick (2:48:21 PM)-->: cum on undress me
It's Me! (2:48:33 PM)-->: I thought you were already undressed
It's Me! (2:48:46 PM)-->: You wear a lot of clothes hun
some chick (2:48:49 PM)-->: but i want u to undress me a gain
It's Me! (2:49:00 PM)-->: Ok
some chick (2:49:14 PM)-->: i'm cold make me hott
It's Me! (2:49:14 PM)-->: I'm slowly.. slipping off that hella sweet ass tight k-mart shirt
some chick (2:49:37 PM)-->: ok
It's Me! (2:49:37 PM)-->: Route 69 ain't just a k-mart brand.. am I right?
some chick (2:49:41 PM)-->: cum on baby
some chick (2:49:49 PM)-->: yea
It's Me! (2:49:59 PM)-->: Oh yeah.. and I'm peeling your skirt off like a dead hobo on the railroad tracks..
It's Me! (2:50:03 PM)-->: Ohh yeah
It's Me! (2:50:06 PM)-->: I'm getting randy
It's Me! (2:50:14 PM)-->: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh11111!!
some chick (2:50:17 PM)-->: oo
It's Me! (2:50:45 PM)-->: And I'm having a hard time with the bra, as usual.. little help?
some chick (2:50:51 PM)-->: im still wearin stuff
some chick (2:50:58 PM)-->: ok
It's Me! (2:51:11 PM)-->: Well I took off the parka and rain poncho earlier
It's Me! (2:51:17 PM)-->: I need some help..
It's Me! (2:51:31 PM)-->: Ok.. I yank it off out of drunken frustration
some chick (2:51:34 PM)-->: i'm slowly slippingit off
It's Me! (2:51:39 PM)-->: Tight
It's Me! (2:51:49 PM)-->: Then I'm sliding those fine ass granny panties down to your ankles
some chick (2:52:13 PM)-->: feel me up baby
It's Me! (2:52:21 PM)-->: Oh yeah..
It's Me! (2:52:26 PM)-->: That's nice
It's Me! (2:52:27 PM)-->: OOoh
It's Me! (2:52:33 PM)-->: I've never seen one of those before
It's Me! (2:52:34 PM)-->: Aaaaah
It's Me! (2:52:35 PM)-->: Yeah
It's Me! (2:52:55 PM)-->: I'm really 14 years old.. is that ok?
some chick (2:52:56 PM)-->: u feelin me
It's Me! (2:53:06 PM)-->: yeah I feel it
It's Me! (2:53:09 PM)-->: Feels niec
some chick (2:53:21 PM)-->: what?
It's Me! (2:53:24 PM)-->: Lemme guess.. 36 24 36?
some chick (2:53:38 PM)-->: what?
It's Me! (2:53:42 PM)-->: I'm joking
some chick (2:54:04 PM)-->: good
It's Me! (2:54:06 PM)-->: A 14 year old can't type this good
some chick (2:54:37 PM)-->: u really are 14 arent u it wont matter so just tell me
It's Me! (2:54:50 PM)-->: Nah, I'm 21
some chick (2:54:51 PM)-->: the younger the better
It's Me! (2:54:54 PM)-->: Just shut up and fuck
some chick (2:55:05 PM)-->: u fuck me
It's Me! (2:55:21 PM)-->: I have you bent over the table at denny's and I'm giving it to you
some chick (2:55:45 PM)-->: ooo
some chick (2:55:56 PM)-->: r there people watching:0
some chick (2:55:59 PM)-->: :-)
It's Me! (2:56:03 PM)-->: Yeah
It's Me! (2:56:06 PM)-->: Hella people
It's Me! (2:56:18 PM)-->: I'm giving you my grand slam
some chick (2:56:41 PM)-->: ooo
some chick (2:56:46 PM)-->: give it to me
It's Me! (2:57:18 PM)-->: You like people watching?
some chick (2:57:28 PM)-->: oo yea
It's Me! (2:57:36 PM)-->: Oh god one of your parents just walked in
It's Me! (2:57:44 PM)-->: And I'm still plowing
some chick (2:57:52 PM)-->: go harder
It's Me! (2:58:07 PM)-->: I am
It's Me! (2:58:21 PM)-->: I'm slapping your ass and the back of your head
some chick (2:58:26 PM)-->: oo that feels nice
some chick (2:58:39 PM)-->: cum on baby
It's Me! (2:58:57 PM)-->: Oh yeah
It's Me! (2:59:00 PM)-->: Don't rush me
some chick (2:59:13 PM)-->: just don't stop
It's Me! (2:59:26 PM)-->: I won't
some chick (2:59:28 PM)-->: the manager is comin to kick us out what are u gonna do?
It's Me! (2:59:37 PM)-->: Is the manager a guy or girl?
some chick (2:59:47 PM)-->: guy
some chick (3:00:01 PM)-->: would it matter
It's Me! (3:00:03 PM)-->: I slap him in the face and just keep on rolling
It's Me! (3:00:05 PM)-->: No
It's Me! (3:00:16 PM)-->: And then I kung fu kick him +2 to the face
some chick (3:00:19 PM)-->: if it was a girl?
It's Me! (3:00:42 PM)-->: Then I'd ask for some milkshakes
some chick (3:01:01 PM)-->: i g2g
some chick (3:01:07 PM)-->: sorry sexy
It's Me! (3:01:21 PM)-->: ok

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Me at work.

I work harder than it looks.

If I were a carpenter..

I'm getting better, I can stand and sit on this thing now!

Week 1 of Crunch! ..oh wait.. it's only Friday

Well, the week's gone by fast despite the 55 hours. It's not so bad, we're in a bigger space and going to the bathroom is twice as long, getting a vitamin water is about three times as long. I also get to dodge scooters and mini bicycles that race down the hallway. It's so surreal watching your manager pedal down the hallway on a tiny bike. It's like a bad dream.

Anyway, the workload has been immense but normally I just sit down, shut up and finish things quick so I can spend the rest of the day walking around the office conversing with people.

Oh, strange story. There was a moldy cupcake floating around work. I looked at it, and it wasn't that moldy. I took a bite and it was fine, they were like, tiny little flakes on top that could be brushed off, anyway, I ate it and my coworker said "Oh wow! You ate it? Here's 50 bucks, we were daring someone to eat it!" so that's an added bonus. Feeling bad on spending the money on myself, I bought nerf guns with the money and pocketed the rest.

Work will be fun + 1.

Crunch: Day 1

Well, I know I've stayed at work for over 11 hours some times but this day was different.

Today marked the first day of crunch, where we try to get the game as clean as possible. We moved offices so we had some difficulty with everything. I couldn't start working until it was noon, but regardless I got my tasks done.

Tomorrow I'll have some more fun with it since I won't be frustrated, even though today, during downtime, I made a pillow out of some bubble wrap, which I think is productive.

We moved a block away and the office I'm in has the most free space. Which I intend to flaunt by putting in a kiddie pool and filling it with styrofoam packing peanuts. I hope they'll let me, because I think that's a great idea.

Anyway, I just got home and it's 10. I think I'm gonna go to bed now, there's really nothing else I can say because of my contract, other than Rock Band will change your life.

Crunch Reinstated

Well, this past few weekends I've been attending a Karaoke Club in downtown Boston, doing my best, but I'm trying to relax before MANDATORY CRUNCH. Before I was just sticking around for a few hours because I wasn't needed, but now the 63 hour weeks commence.

After singing my renditions of KISS and Zepp, I think I've officially prepared myself for the long road ahead. 4 Weeks of Crunchtime and 2 Student Loans, hurrah..

Student Loans = Bleh..

1 Payment done...

179 to go...

Your skill in cardboard carpentry has increased to 1.

Another Responsibility!

Hey they let me blog at work now! Check out www.rockband.com I posted today, thursday, I'm now posting every tuesday!

Monday Madness

So.. this is what happened monday morning, it was hilarious.

I go to the elevator to head to the bank real quick to get some pocket money, and when the door opens I see some old guy, swaying, and on his knees, bracing himself against the elevator wall. I watch him for a bit, and get out of his way as he seems to stagger out into the lobby of Harmonix.

I walk past him and enter the elevator car and notice the smell of listerine.. I watch the guy crawl into the lobby as the doors close.

I come back in and see one of my coworkers and he holds the elevator door for me and says "Brace yourself dude.." I go: "Why?" and he says "There's some guy in the lobby trashed off listerine"

I was all "Oh.. no.."

I come and notice a gathering of coworkers staring at the guy sitting on the couch with about half of his composure intact.

Seems that there's a church on the 12th floor and that's where he was headed, however someone let him onto our floor.. :D

Long story short, they called the ambulance and the guy got whisked back to safety, and I never told anyone that I let that guy in, until later in the afternoon the group of animators were talking "Hey did you hear about that drunk guy, Leo?"

and I replied "Yeah, I let him in."

I got a real bed today!

Yeah! No more air mattress.. although I was getting used to it, I got a real bed now! YEAH!

..that is all.

Clambaked!

Well, I just got back from clambake, and it was exquisite. We each got a whole lobster (I didn't take a pic.. too busy eating) A cup of chaowdah! (it's spelt that way over here) corn on the cob, steamed littleneck clams and black mussels. HOLY CRAP it was good. I'll remember to take some pics of the food next time. The lobsters were huge too.

So, they shipped us over to George's Island home of an old fort and some other stuff, went exploring in pitch black tunnels and all that, other than the food, I don't remember much. I couldn't sleep last night and but I eventually went to bed at 3AM to get up at 8. Which I know, for a normal person seems perfectly fine, but not for me. Anyways, I was awake enough to take a few pics.

I ran up to the atlantic ocean and slapped it and yelled out "TAG" and with my arms raised triumphantly I ran through my coworkers' volleyball game in heated passion.


Boston from the boat.


It looks like I'm composited in, but luckily, you all know my compositing skills suck.

It was a fun day, and I lay here, tired as hell, so I'm gonna go to bed. I missed work on thursday so I have to make up time tomorrow, hurrah.

Two Day Post!

Well, Sunday I went to Boston, bought a camera and some clothes, spent a bit of money, and I bought some shirts off the internet. Soo.. I can't buy anything except food right now. It's like college!

My friend and I went to downtown Boston and we went shopping, so I actually got to explore the city. It looks amazing. The crazy people here are a lot more noisy than those in SF, there was this dude yelling down the streets about Jesus and pointing at people saying that they'll go to hell. I think some skinheads beat him up cause when I left Borders, I couldn't hear him anymore.

Anyway today at work was lame. I sat around and basically did nothing, but don't tell my boss, I don't think I'm getting burnt out, but it's hard to say. I think I'm just tired skinning hair, so I left work without doing my work, however my boss did talk to me and he said he understood that they put on alot of stuff on me, which is good, however I did the stupid thing in saying "I'll do it all." :D

Actually, I did do something, I taught one of the senior artists how the physics system works, so I guess that's more than what I normally do, so, you know what? I did have a productive day.

Well, that's it for me, see ya!

Mmm.. Crunch-y

Crunch Time! It's heatedly approaching! Next week will be the beginning of crunch. For those that haven't heard of crunch, it's basically when everyone stops procrastinating and starts getting asses in gear. For me, that means 11 hour work days and 8 hour saturdays. Wowee! And since I'm in charge of physics, collision, and real time deformation set up.. I'm going to be fixing a whole assload of bugs! Wahoo!

Well, if you don't see or hear from me for a while, this is the reason why, hooray! Oh! Friday I get to have my first clambake. We're going to be sent off on a boat to some island and do it, what does nature have in store for me? Tune in!

With Great Power, Comes Great... ...line?

Well, today was freak out day. You know when you stand in the middle of an empty street, and you see like 50 motorcycles come at you and the drivers weilding swords and stuff, and they're going at you in breakneck speed, so you freeze up for a moment and soil yourself, before you run? Today was like that.

Well, that and getting reprimanded for stuff that didn't work, ugh! It was a nightmare.

However, I saw only light at the end of the tunnel. The fact that I was the sole person being blamed let me know my responsibilities have actually grown, and being part of the whirlwind of hectic work let me know I was part of the team. Wow!

Well, I stayed late and I got my work done.. I'm sleepy, I can't wait to get back to California.

The weather sucks..

It's 12 AM.. and it's 80 degrees and humid.. what.. the.. hell. I hate New England, I like Old England better. It wouldn't be bad if this were the Philippines, because I could go outside and get bootleg movies and dried mangoes. This is crap. Everything closes early (Not like I'm gonna go leave the house or anything..) And.. this sucks. Boo!

Ok, I'm over it.. yay Boston?

Yay! I'm important!

Well, right now, I think I'm solely in charge of physics in Rock Band. So.. when you guys play, you can go look at the hair and clothing dynamics and how they're set up, and you can say "I know that guy that did that!" "OMG I WENT TO SKOOL WITH THAT DOOD!" I'm also in charge of real time deformers in game too. But that's just boring.

I was sitting in a character meeting with two senior artists and they were asking me how physics works and if "such and such" is possible. I felt important. I think I found a niche in the crowd, what confirms it is that I'm mentioned on the website! go to http://www.rockband.com click on the paper tear outs and there is a blog post about me missing work on thursday to wait for packages! I've made it! Wahoozle!

So.. when are you guys gonna come over and work here?

Boo UPS

So, I have been ordering things from amazon to make life a lot easier and more fun for myself. Now.. I ordered some stuff and received a 1st, and 2nd notice from UPS, with a checkbox next to "MUST HAVE SIGNATURE IN PERSON" so I was like "crap.." so I told my work that I'd be waiting for a package, and I'll get in when it comes in if it isn't too late. Now.. I wait, and no rings at the door, so I go downstairs and find my packages near the door. It is now 5:00PM. I could have gone to work today, but nooo.. UPS had to be a dick and just be all "We need your sig-- GOTCHA! HOHOHOWEHOHWOAH!"

I hate UPS.

Haven't wrote here in a while.

Another boring weekend.. I really need to go explore the city, which I probably will today, or next week. But Monday it looks like I'm getting a tour.. so, hopefully that will go by well. As for things to report.. nothing.. blah, nothing at all.. trying to sleep through the days but I can only sleep for so long.. haven't met anyone new.. or anything like that.. seems to be a good ol boring day on the east coast.

I'm a New Englander!

Well, as I was taking the subway to work, I walked over to the small restaurant and ordered a calzone, stepped out to pick up my laundry and went back to get my food. As I walked down the street with my laundry in one hand and food in the other, it occurred to me.. I'm now a regular resident of the Jamaica Plain area, and even more, Massachusetts. I'm a functioning member of society that paid his taxes, and uses services around him to survive in this state. WOW, MIND BLOWING

Anyway, work is, work, and that's pretty much all it is, that and FUN. The monotony is setting in, however, as a workaholic, I keep going.

I met a friend here recently, she's from San Diego and we talk alot about California and how she misses it. I do too, but I can't let that bug me now, I'm waiting a month before I start getting homesick.

It's now been 20 days since I started work, and I guess you could say I haven't changed that much, no accent yet, but I'm trying. Well, hope to see you guys soon in the near future, til then, take care!