Cyber Fun!

One of my internet adventures, enjoy!
It's Me! (2:26:10 PM)-->: so..
some chick (2:26:31 PM)-->: ya know somethin weird
It's Me! (2:26:36 PM)-->: what?
some chick (2:26:54 PM)-->: i'm all alone but im horny for some reason
It's Me! (2:27:23 PM)-->: Uh oh.. that's weird
some chick (2:27:34 PM)-->: i know
It's Me! (2:27:56 PM)-->: Very
It's Me! (2:28:02 PM)-->: Maybe you should jerk it
some chick (2:29:06 PM)-->: ok
It's Me! (2:29:15 PM)-->: Good job
some chick (2:29:43 PM)-->: so how's it hanging?:-)
It's Me! (2:30:04 PM)-->: It's hanging alright..
It's Me! (2:30:10 PM)-->: And yourself?
some chick (2:30:15 PM)-->: really
some chick (2:30:18 PM)-->: nm
It's Me! (2:30:26 PM)-->: Yes, really
some chick (2:30:37 PM)-->: how's it hanging if u know what i mean
It's Me! (2:30:48 PM)-->: Well it's not
some chick (2:30:58 PM)-->: what
some chick (2:31:01 PM)-->: ?
some chick (2:31:01 PM)-->: ?
some chick (2:31:04 PM)-->: ?
It's Me! (2:31:05 PM)-->: Not yet
some chick (2:31:18 PM)-->: do u have a cock?
It's Me! (2:31:29 PM)-->: Yes
some chick (2:31:40 PM)-->: ok
some chick (2:31:45 PM)-->: how's it hanging?
It's Me! (2:32:19 PM)-->: hard
some chick (2:32:28 PM)-->: good
It's Me! (2:33:06 PM)-->: Oh yeah
some chick (2:33:36 PM)-->: i wanna pour whip cream on ur dick and lick it off
It's Me! (2:34:19 PM)-->: Wow, thanks
It's Me! (2:34:30 PM)-->: That sounds like fun
It's Me! (2:34:39 PM)-->: I'm getting engorged
It's Me! (2:34:43 PM)-->: To a fuller degree
It's Me! (2:34:52 PM)-->: oh yeah
some chick (2:34:57 PM)-->: talk dirty to me
It's Me! (2:35:05 PM)-->: You know what I wanna do?
some chick (2:35:13 PM)-->: what
It's Me! (2:35:20 PM)-->: Do you really wanna know what I wanna do?
some chick (2:35:38 PM)-->: o yea baby
It's Me! (2:36:09 PM)-->: I wanna have you punch me in the face while i beat off
some chick (2:36:26 PM)-->: cum on do me
It's Me! (2:36:49 PM)-->: I wanna ride you like a cheap yugoslavian import.. good traction and bumpy
It's Me! (2:36:59 PM)-->: ..and a tendency to explode
some chick (2:37:03 PM)-->: yea
It's Me! (2:37:09 PM)-->: OH YEAH
It's Me! (2:37:15 PM)-->: What are you doing right now?
some chick (2:37:17 PM)-->: can i suck on ur cock?
It's Me! (2:37:24 PM)-->: Go for it
some chick (2:37:33 PM)-->: undressing
It's Me! (2:37:36 PM)-->: It's not busy at the moment so I can squeeze you in
some chick (2:37:37 PM)-->: i wish u were her
It's Me! (2:37:43 PM)-->: I wish you were her too
some chick (2:37:56 PM)-->: *here
It's Me! (2:37:59 PM)-->: yeah that too
It's Me! (2:38:07 PM)-->: SUCK IT
some chick (2:38:22 PM)-->: ooo yea
some chick (2:38:38 PM)-->: hump my fuckin brains out baby
It's Me! (2:39:02 PM)-->: Wait you still got your mouth on my jock
It's Me! (2:39:06 PM)-->: Red hand on Blue
It's Me! (2:39:23 PM)-->: *right
some chick (2:39:36 PM)-->: cum on baby
It's Me! (2:39:45 PM)-->: DO IT HARDER
It's Me! (2:39:48 PM)-->: I CAN"T FEEL NOTHIN
It's Me! (2:40:06 PM)-->: SUCK IT LIKE A MCDONALD'S (R) SHAKE!
some chick (2:40:25 PM)-->: im suckin baby
some chick (2:40:28 PM)-->: is that nice
It's Me! (2:40:32 PM)-->: It's ok..
It's Me! (2:40:41 PM)-->: SLAP IT
some chick (2:40:49 PM)-->: yea
some chick (2:40:57 PM)-->: im slappin it
It's Me! (2:41:00 PM)-->: SLAP IT
It's Me! (2:41:02 PM)-->: SLAP IT
It's Me! (2:41:04 PM)-->: SLAP IT
It's Me! (2:41:15 PM)-->: SLAP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
some chick (2:41:36 PM)-->: i am
It's Me! (2:41:46 PM)-->: What are you slapping?
some chick (2:41:57 PM)-->: ur fuckin cock
It's Me! (2:42:18 PM)-->: Oh yeah
It's Me! (2:42:20 PM)-->: Good
It's Me! (2:42:28 PM)-->: What do you wanna do now?
It's Me! (2:42:37 PM)-->: Are you touching your naught place?
It's Me! (2:42:41 PM)-->: naughty*
some chick (2:42:55 PM)-->: yup just for u
It's Me! (2:43:09 PM)-->: How does it feel?
It's Me! (2:43:28 PM)-->: FIND THOSE CAR KEYS BABY!
some chick (2:43:31 PM)-->: u makin me scream
some chick (2:43:40 PM)-->: ooo yea
It's Me! (2:43:57 PM)-->: HELL YEAH
It's Me! (2:44:08 PM)-->: What does it taste like?
some chick (2:44:23 PM)-->: mmmmm
It's Me! (2:44:25 PM)-->: Like Arby's?
It's Me! (2:44:27 PM)-->: Well?
some chick (2:44:35 PM)-->: no mcdonalds
some chick (2:44:41 PM)-->: (r)
It's Me! (2:45:00 PM)-->: OHH YEAH
It's Me! (2:45:12 PM)-->: I'd like to put some secret sauce on that and eat it
some chick (2:45:16 PM)-->: bounce me
some chick (2:45:22 PM)-->: cum on bounce me
It's Me! (2:45:32 PM)-->: I'm-a bouncing you
It's Me! (2:45:46 PM)-->: Like a playground dodgeball
some chick (2:45:47 PM)-->: i cant feel it
some chick (2:45:50 PM)-->: harder
some chick (2:45:54 PM)-->: harder
some chick (2:45:58 PM)-->: harder
It's Me! (2:46:03 PM)-->: Don't rush me
It's Me! (2:46:06 PM)-->: I'm a smoker
It's Me! (2:46:12 PM)-->: Ok.. and off we go
some chick (2:46:20 PM)-->: yea
It's Me! (2:46:23 PM)-->: ::hums the theme to the Lone Ranger::
It's Me! (2:46:30 PM)-->: OH YEAH
some chick (2:46:38 PM)-->: harder
some chick (2:46:42 PM)-->: fucking harder
some chick (2:46:46 PM)-->: !
It's Me! (2:46:53 PM)-->: I AM! JESUS CHRIST!
some chick (2:47:10 PM)-->: what r u doin right now
It's Me! (2:47:56 PM)-->: Actually my taxes.. but ok.. alright.. I'm-a feelin
some chick (2:48:21 PM)-->: cum on undress me
It's Me! (2:48:33 PM)-->: I thought you were already undressed
It's Me! (2:48:46 PM)-->: You wear a lot of clothes hun
some chick (2:48:49 PM)-->: but i want u to undress me a gain
It's Me! (2:49:00 PM)-->: Ok
some chick (2:49:14 PM)-->: i'm cold make me hott
It's Me! (2:49:14 PM)-->: I'm slowly.. slipping off that hella sweet ass tight k-mart shirt
some chick (2:49:37 PM)-->: ok
It's Me! (2:49:37 PM)-->: Route 69 ain't just a k-mart brand.. am I right?
some chick (2:49:41 PM)-->: cum on baby
some chick (2:49:49 PM)-->: yea
It's Me! (2:49:59 PM)-->: Oh yeah.. and I'm peeling your skirt off like a dead hobo on the railroad tracks..
It's Me! (2:50:03 PM)-->: Ohh yeah
It's Me! (2:50:06 PM)-->: I'm getting randy
It's Me! (2:50:14 PM)-->: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh11111!!
some chick (2:50:17 PM)-->: oo
It's Me! (2:50:45 PM)-->: And I'm having a hard time with the bra, as usual.. little help?
some chick (2:50:51 PM)-->: im still wearin stuff
some chick (2:50:58 PM)-->: ok
It's Me! (2:51:11 PM)-->: Well I took off the parka and rain poncho earlier
It's Me! (2:51:17 PM)-->: I need some help..
It's Me! (2:51:31 PM)-->: Ok.. I yank it off out of drunken frustration
some chick (2:51:34 PM)-->: i'm slowly slippingit off
It's Me! (2:51:39 PM)-->: Tight
It's Me! (2:51:49 PM)-->: Then I'm sliding those fine ass granny panties down to your ankles
some chick (2:52:13 PM)-->: feel me up baby
It's Me! (2:52:21 PM)-->: Oh yeah..
It's Me! (2:52:26 PM)-->: That's nice
It's Me! (2:52:27 PM)-->: OOoh
It's Me! (2:52:33 PM)-->: I've never seen one of those before
It's Me! (2:52:34 PM)-->: Aaaaah
It's Me! (2:52:35 PM)-->: Yeah
It's Me! (2:52:55 PM)-->: I'm really 14 years old.. is that ok?
some chick (2:52:56 PM)-->: u feelin me
It's Me! (2:53:06 PM)-->: yeah I feel it
It's Me! (2:53:09 PM)-->: Feels niec
some chick (2:53:21 PM)-->: what?
It's Me! (2:53:24 PM)-->: Lemme guess.. 36 24 36?
some chick (2:53:38 PM)-->: what?
It's Me! (2:53:42 PM)-->: I'm joking
some chick (2:54:04 PM)-->: good
It's Me! (2:54:06 PM)-->: A 14 year old can't type this good
some chick (2:54:37 PM)-->: u really are 14 arent u it wont matter so just tell me
It's Me! (2:54:50 PM)-->: Nah, I'm 21
some chick (2:54:51 PM)-->: the younger the better
It's Me! (2:54:54 PM)-->: Just shut up and fuck
some chick (2:55:05 PM)-->: u fuck me
It's Me! (2:55:21 PM)-->: I have you bent over the table at denny's and I'm giving it to you
some chick (2:55:45 PM)-->: ooo
some chick (2:55:56 PM)-->: r there people watching:0
some chick (2:55:59 PM)-->: :-)
It's Me! (2:56:03 PM)-->: Yeah
It's Me! (2:56:06 PM)-->: Hella people
It's Me! (2:56:18 PM)-->: I'm giving you my grand slam
some chick (2:56:41 PM)-->: ooo
some chick (2:56:46 PM)-->: give it to me
It's Me! (2:57:18 PM)-->: You like people watching?
some chick (2:57:28 PM)-->: oo yea
It's Me! (2:57:36 PM)-->: Oh god one of your parents just walked in
It's Me! (2:57:44 PM)-->: And I'm still plowing
some chick (2:57:52 PM)-->: go harder
It's Me! (2:58:07 PM)-->: I am
It's Me! (2:58:21 PM)-->: I'm slapping your ass and the back of your head
some chick (2:58:26 PM)-->: oo that feels nice
some chick (2:58:39 PM)-->: cum on baby
It's Me! (2:58:57 PM)-->: Oh yeah
It's Me! (2:59:00 PM)-->: Don't rush me
some chick (2:59:13 PM)-->: just don't stop
It's Me! (2:59:26 PM)-->: I won't
some chick (2:59:28 PM)-->: the manager is comin to kick us out what are u gonna do?
It's Me! (2:59:37 PM)-->: Is the manager a guy or girl?
some chick (2:59:47 PM)-->: guy
some chick (3:00:01 PM)-->: would it matter
It's Me! (3:00:03 PM)-->: I slap him in the face and just keep on rolling
It's Me! (3:00:05 PM)-->: No
It's Me! (3:00:16 PM)-->: And then I kung fu kick him +2 to the face
some chick (3:00:19 PM)-->: if it was a girl?
It's Me! (3:00:42 PM)-->: Then I'd ask for some milkshakes
some chick (3:01:01 PM)-->: i g2g
some chick (3:01:07 PM)-->: sorry sexy
It's Me! (3:01:21 PM)-->: ok

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Me at work.

I work harder than it looks.

If I were a carpenter..

I'm getting better, I can stand and sit on this thing now!

Week 1 of Crunch! ..oh wait.. it's only Friday

Well, the week's gone by fast despite the 55 hours. It's not so bad, we're in a bigger space and going to the bathroom is twice as long, getting a vitamin water is about three times as long. I also get to dodge scooters and mini bicycles that race down the hallway. It's so surreal watching your manager pedal down the hallway on a tiny bike. It's like a bad dream.

Anyway, the workload has been immense but normally I just sit down, shut up and finish things quick so I can spend the rest of the day walking around the office conversing with people.

Oh, strange story. There was a moldy cupcake floating around work. I looked at it, and it wasn't that moldy. I took a bite and it was fine, they were like, tiny little flakes on top that could be brushed off, anyway, I ate it and my coworker said "Oh wow! You ate it? Here's 50 bucks, we were daring someone to eat it!" so that's an added bonus. Feeling bad on spending the money on myself, I bought nerf guns with the money and pocketed the rest.

Work will be fun + 1.

Crunch: Day 1

Well, I know I've stayed at work for over 11 hours some times but this day was different.

Today marked the first day of crunch, where we try to get the game as clean as possible. We moved offices so we had some difficulty with everything. I couldn't start working until it was noon, but regardless I got my tasks done.

Tomorrow I'll have some more fun with it since I won't be frustrated, even though today, during downtime, I made a pillow out of some bubble wrap, which I think is productive.

We moved a block away and the office I'm in has the most free space. Which I intend to flaunt by putting in a kiddie pool and filling it with styrofoam packing peanuts. I hope they'll let me, because I think that's a great idea.

Anyway, I just got home and it's 10. I think I'm gonna go to bed now, there's really nothing else I can say because of my contract, other than Rock Band will change your life.

Crunch Reinstated

Well, this past few weekends I've been attending a Karaoke Club in downtown Boston, doing my best, but I'm trying to relax before MANDATORY CRUNCH. Before I was just sticking around for a few hours because I wasn't needed, but now the 63 hour weeks commence.

After singing my renditions of KISS and Zepp, I think I've officially prepared myself for the long road ahead. 4 Weeks of Crunchtime and 2 Student Loans, hurrah..

Student Loans = Bleh..

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